Denise Faye
Nude

How do a father who’s a doctor and a mother who’s a psychiatric social worker combine for a daughter with the body and moves of a top-ranked stripper? This is only one of the questions that will not come to mind when viewing slinky, stacked, and salacious Denise Faye stealing the entire show in American Pie 2 (2001). Although she previously sizzled in such features as Secret Sins (1995), Destination Anywhere (1997), Game Day (1999), and The Next Step (1997), the latter in which her nip slips through a guy’s groping fingers, Faye’s slice of teasing lesbian life in Pie 2 is her breast work to date. Who’s having more fun as rusty-blonde Denise locks lips and tweaks nips with tousled bed-head blonde Lisa Arturo? Whoever has his finger on the PAUSE button, that’s who. Since then, Denise has acted (clothed, unfortunately) in series like The Drew Carey Show and George Lopez and movies like Rock of Ages (2012) and ParaNorman (2012). However, she has become more acclaimed for her choreography. Mr. Skin should have known she would make this switch judging by the way she bumped and grinded in nearly every one of her ’90s roles. Denise’s choreography credits include Chicago (2002), Memoirs of a Geisha (2005), Burlesque (2010), Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011), My Week with Marilyn (2011), We’re the Millers (2013), 2 Broke Girls, The Ranch, and even the Oscars! We’re happy to see Denise succeed, but we’re sad that her bumping and grinding now occurs behind the camera.